Best Funny Friendship Quotes Images

Friends are awesome. Best Friends are even “awesome-er”. we’ve collected, short and funny friendship quotes are not just for laughs, though; they also offer some revealing insights about what it means to be, and have, a friend. Enjoy these hilarious sayings as you think about your own crazy friends. Check out these best funny quotes about friendship.

Funny Friendship Quotes
Best Funny Friendship Quotes

We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile…then, we’ll be new friends!
— Unknown


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Funny Quotes about Friendship

I was an innocent being once…then my best friend came along.
— Unknown


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Lovely Funny Friendship Quotes

Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I’d rather be an idiot than lose you.
— Patrick to Spongebob


Funny Quotes on Friendship
Funny Quotes on Friendship

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.
— Emilie Saint-Genis


Best Funny Quotes About Friends
Best Funny Quotes About Friends

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson


Crazy Friendship Quotes
Crazy Friendship Quotes

Bests Friends. They know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
— Unknown


 

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We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.

— Unknown


An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

— Jim Hayes


There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.

— Sylvia Plath


A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

— Elbert Hubbard


This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes.

— Unknown


The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.

— Mark Twain


Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

— Unknown


I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends.

— Unknown


Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.

— Unknown


I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

— Mark Twain


It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like, ‘What about lunch?

— A.A. Milne


One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.

— George Carlin


Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

— Robert Bloch


Friends are those rare people who ask how we are, and then wait to hear the answer.

— Ed Cunningham


We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.

— Unknown


The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.

— Jay McInerney


When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.’
— Groucho Marx


Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.

— Greg Tamblyn


It’s important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to the friendship that we are not.

— Mignon McLaughlin


If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal.

— Oprah Winfrey


Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed.

— Laurie Colwin


Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.

— Unknown


Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

— Unknown


Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard.

— Unknown


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Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

— Unknown


I’d walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room…but not too humid because. you know…my hair. 

— Unknown


A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

— Bernard Meltzer


Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.

— Charles Lamb


A true friend stabs you in the front, not the back.

— Oscar Wilde


If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never them go.

— Unknown


No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.

— Unknown


If I send you my ugly selfies, our friendship is real.

— Unknown


Friendship is so weird…you just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like ‘Yep, I like this one’ and you just do stuff with them.

— Unknown


We will always be friend ’til we’re old and senile…then we can be new friends. — Unknown


It’s hard to find a friend who’s cute, loving, generous, , caring, and smart. My advice to y’all is, don’t lose me.

— Unknown


We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up…after I finish laughing.

— Unknown


You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.

— Unknown


Good friends don’t let you do stupid things…alone.

— Unknown


I’d take a nerf bullet for you.

— Unknown


I will text you 50 times in a row and feel no shame. You’re my friend, you literally signed up for this.

— Unknown


There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.

— Unknown


I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

— Unknown


You had me at ‘I hate that bitch too.;’

— Unknown


Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

— Unknown


Friendship is about finding people who are your kind of crazy.

— Unknown


Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person who made you cry.

— Unknown


It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’

— A. A. Milne


Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

— Robert Brault


You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.

— Unknown


I hope we’re friends until we die. And then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the sh-t out of people.

— Unknown


Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

— Unknown


I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. — Unknown


Whoever says Friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!

–Bronwyn Polson


I like you because you join in on my weirdness.

— Unknown


I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me.

— Unknown


Love is blind. Friendship closes its eyes.

— Friedrich Nietzsche


Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

— Unknown


There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
— Linda Grayson


You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.

— Laurence J. Peter


A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

— Erma Bombeck


 

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