Friends are awesome. Best Friends are even “awesome-er”. we’ve collected, short and funny friendship quotes are not just for laughs, though; they also offer some revealing insights about what it means to be, and have, a friend. Enjoy these hilarious sayings as you think about your own crazy friends. Check out these best funny quotes about friendship.
We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile…then, we’ll be new friends! — Unknown
I was an innocent being once…then my best friend came along. — Unknown
Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I’d rather be an idiot than lose you. — Patrick to Spongebob
True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together. — Emilie Saint-Genis
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
Bests Friends. They know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public. — Unknown
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We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
— Jim Hayes
There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.
— Sylvia Plath
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
— Elbert Hubbard
This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes.
The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
— Mark Twain
Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.
I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends.
Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
— Mark Twain
It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like, ‘What about lunch?
— A.A. Milne
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
— George Carlin
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
— Robert Bloch
Friends are those rare people who ask how we are, and then wait to hear the answer.
— Ed Cunningham
We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.
The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.
— Jay McInerney
When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.’ — Groucho Marx
Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.
— Greg Tamblyn
It’s important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to the friendship that we are not.
— Mignon McLaughlin
If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal.
— Oprah Winfrey
Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed.
— Laurie Colwin
Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard.