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Funny Quotes About Friends

“We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
Unknown

“We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile…then, we’ll be new friends!”
Unknown

“This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes.”
Unknown

“The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.”
Mark Twain

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Funny Quotes About Friends

“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.” — Unknown

“I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends.” — Unknown

“Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I’d rather be an idiot than lose you.”
Patrick to Spongebob

“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone”.
Unknown

“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.”
Mark Twain

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Funny Quotes About Friends

“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like, ‘What about lunch?”
A.A. Milne

“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.”
Charles Lamb

“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
Greg Tamblyn

“It’s important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to the friendship that we are not.”
Mignon McLaughlin

Funny Quotes About Friends

Funny Quotes About Friends

“If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal.”
Oprah Winfrey

“Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed.”
Laurie Colwin

“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
Unknown

“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
Unknown

“Bests Friends. They know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
Unknow

“Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard.” — Unknown

“Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.” — Unknown

“I’d walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room…but not too humid because. you know…my hair.” — Unknown

“If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never them go.” — Unknown

“No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.” — Unknown

“If I send you my ugly selfies, our friendship is real.” — Unknown

“Friendship is so weird…you just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like ‘Yep, I like this one’ and you just do stuff with them.” — Unknown

“We will always be friend ’til we’re old and senile…then we can be new friends.” — Unknown

“It’s hard to find a friend who’s cute, loving, generous, , caring, and smart. My advice to y’all is, don’t lose me.” — Unknown

“I was an innocent being once…then my best friend came along.” — Unknown

“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up…after I finish laughing.” — Unknown

“You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.” — Unknown

“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things…alone.” — Unknown

“I’d take a nerf bullet for you.” — Unknown

“I will text you 50 times in a row and feel no shame. You’re my friend, you literally signed up for this.” — Unknown

“We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.” — Unknown

“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” — Unknon

“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.” — Unknown

“You had me at ‘I hate that bitch too.;”” — Unknown

“Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.” — Unknown

“Friendship is about finding people who are your kind of crazy.” — Unknown

“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.” — Unknown

“I hope we’re friends until we die. And then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the sh-t out of people.” — Unknown

“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.” — Unknown

“I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.” — Unknown

“Whoever says Friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!”
Bronwyn Polson

“I like you because you join in on my weirdness.” — Unknown

“I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me.” — Unknown

“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.” — Unknown

“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.”
Erma Bombeck

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